Transcript
May 10, 2010. I have discovered my crutch. When lacking a punchline, resort to violence.
See the First Rule of Fight Club, the reasonable person, the White Rabbit, the March Hare, Peter Rabbit, Br'er Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, and the white Anglo-Saxon Protestant male.
The First Rule
Brown Rabbit and Tort Bunny are walking down the sidewalk together past a bunch of shops and cafes.
Brown Rabbit: How was the exam?
Tort Bunny: Reasonable.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Like I-did-well reasonable?
Or that-kicked-my-tail-but-
it-was-still-fair reasonable?
Tort Bunny: It was just ... reasonable.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Yeah, but what does that really mean?
Who exactly is the reasonable rabbit?
Brown Rabbit: The White Rabbit or Roger Rabbit?
Brown Rabbit: Peter Rabbit
or Br'er Rabbit?
Brown Rabbit: Bugs Bunny or Lola?
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: The white Anglo-Saxon Protestant
male gunning for a firm job or--
Tort Bunny: Look, the exam's over! Can we
please stop talking about this?
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: Thank you.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: So ... on question seven ...
Tort Bunny pulls out a knife and gets stabby.
End of comic.
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