Tort Bunnies: Crunch Time

January 25, 2010. I confess to occasionally being guilty of this crime too. There have been days where I get "loud" food and only after the first bite realize how much of a problem this will be. Those are the days in which I leave edibles in my mouth for extended periods of time and wish that my saliva would do its thing more quickly.

This originally was going to be a longer comic about Civil Procedure. It involved a dialogue that went something like this:

Tort Bunny: Excuse me, but your crunching is quite loud.
Brown Rabbit: Complaint DISMISSED for failure to state a claim.
Tort Bunny: But we're in class!
Brown Rabbit: Complaint DISMISSED with PREJUDICE.

If you didn't get that, see pleading and prejudice.

Anyhow, I couldn't get things to flow to my satisfaction, so instead, you get MUNCH-CRUNCH-PUNCH.