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September 26, 2011. The U.S. News and World Report rankings don't matter, except when we're moving up.
For my friends at Harvard.
Safety School
Negligent Lop: I'm sorry Professor. Can
I pass on this question?
Professor Hobbes (off-panel): Pass?!
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: Worthless, the whole lot of you!
Professor Hobbes: I'll have you know I taught
for a year at Harvard!
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: At Harvard, my students were
always capable and prepared!
Professor Hobbes: Unlike you slackers.
End of panel.
Caption: Meanwhile, at Harvard ...
Professor Teddy: How are your students Professor?
Professor Mather: Capable and prepared!
As expected of students
at the number one law
school in the country.
End of panel.
Blank stares.
End of panel.
Professor Teddy: Technically, we're number two.
Professor Mather: Technically, my students are gunners.
End of comic.
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