March 08, 2010. Apparently, Tort Bunny is no longer a minor. See the Barristers' Ball. If you're a Boalt student, go get your tickets for this Friday (Mar. 12).
See also pleading, Access Now v. Southwest Airlines, Co., 227 F.Supp.2d 1312 (2002), and All your base are belong to us.
Pleading
Tort Bunny is busy looking at her laptop.
Brown Rabbit: You are a bunny.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
Brown Rabbit: You wear a pink bow.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Carrots are crunchy.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
Brown Rabbit: A website is not a place of
public accommodation.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: All your base are belong to us.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
Brown Rabbit: You are going to law
school prom with me.
Tort Bunny: Deny.
Brown Rabbit: Dammit.
Tort Bunny: Admit.
End of comic.
