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March 01, 2010. See Ferris Bueller's Day Off, cold calling. My Torts professor once told a story about how a classmate of his, upon being called on, hid behind the desk. Unfortunately, the professor stayed in the room for the class after that, so the hiding classmate couldn't leave the room for another hour. Rabbits, however, are not content to hide. Rabbits dig.
Update (February 24, 2010): Now with more Buellering.
Cold Call
Professor (off-screen): Moving on, would anyone care to
use a personal anecdote to provide
a rationale for the defendant's
impulsive behavior that I will then
thoroughly decimate with magic
words and basic economics?
End of panel.
Professor (off-screen): How about Mr. Bueller?
End of panel.
Professor (off-screen): Bueller?
End of panel.
Professor (off-screen): Bueller?
End of panel.
Professor (off-screen): Bueller?
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's
boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard
from this guy who knows this kid who's
going with the girl who saw Ferris pass
out at bar review last night.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: I guess it's pretty serious.
Professor (off-screen): Thank you Tortious.
Tort Bunny: No problem whatsoever!
End of panel.
Professor (off-screen): Let's see then ... how about ... Professor (off-screen): Mr. Rabbit? End of panel.
Brown Rabbit is digging a hole out of the classroom.
Tort Bunny looks on with her "um, this isn't good" face.
Professor (off-screen): Rabbit?
Professor (off-screen): Rabbit?
End of comic.
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