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January 31, 2011. or those not in the know, law school is often divided between those who want to work for big firms and earn big money, and those who want to work for the public interest and earn less-than-big money.
I should also note (again) that (1) all events depicted in Tort Bunnies are fictional, and (2) that on the whole, I think the powers-that-be at my school are doing an excellent job.
Freeloading hippies. Thanks, AC.
Craven Scum
The Dean: Next on the faculty lunch agenda
is the proposed tuition increase.
Professor Hobbes raises his fork into the air.
The Dean: Professor Hobbes?
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: Perhaps I am craven scum
for saying so, but I have no
qualms about raising tuition.
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: This institution is about,
in a word, excellence.
Professor Hobbes: And excellence does not come cheap.
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: Because that same excellence
yields above-market salaries!
Professor Hobbes: Is it truly too much to ask that our
students contribute a fraction of their
future earnings to my pension plan?!
Professor Hobbes stabs the carrot on his plate.
End of panel.
The Dean: What about public interest students?
End of panel.
Professor Hobbes: Freeloading hippies.
End of comic.
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