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Transcript
December 25, 2010. That concludes our Christmas arc. For those just joining us, this story arc started here. And now back to our normal once-a-week update schedule.
I'd also like to remind everyone that, cameos notwithstanding, the rabbits are fictional characters and that their views and language do not necessarily represent that of any actual person.
Thanks to Alex and Sarah for the idea of doing a holiday-themed comic.
Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!
Merry Bleeping Christmas
Brown Rabbit slowly regains consciousness.
Cue fuzzy image of a black rabbit with a pink bow.
Tort Bunny: Take it easy. You're in the hospital.
Brown Rabbit (off-panel): What--
Tort Bunny: You went nuts after exams
and jumped off the roof.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit realizes he is in a bodycast.
Brown Rabbit: How--
Tort Bunny (off-panel): Cushioned by your outline.
Tort Bunny (off-panel): Coma. Five days.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny steps closer.
Brown Rabbit: Wow, I--
Tort Bunny: You're a real ******* Brown Rabbit.
Tort Bunny: I've been ******* waiting here five
******* days for you to ******* snap
out of your ************* coma.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: But **** me and my mental well-being.
Oh, I don't have my own ******* family
to see over the ************* holidays.
Tort Bunny: I'd much rather **** around with some
******* gun-running gun-bunny who
*********** himself off a *************
****-high ****-scraper, ******* he is.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: Who then ************* ***** atop the
****-my-time continuum, ******* for a
****-in-a-cup ********* award like a
****-*** ghost ******* **** in my
********** cereal, as if I'd ******* love
******* cow-**** out my *** guessing
what *********** you've been up to in
************ coma-world.
Tort Bunny: So **** me God, if you ever pull this
******* ****-**** again and live, I will
******* drown you in a puddle of ****.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: You ********** ********** ***********
*********** *********** **********
********** ******** ******************
*********** *********** ***************
************ ************ ***********
************* *********** **************
************* ************** ************
************ *********** **************
************ ************ ************
*********** *************** *************
********** **************** ***********
************ *********** ***********
************ *********** **************
*********** ********** ******* fucker.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Wait, you were really
here for five days?
Tort Bunny: Well yeah, I'm
your friend.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit gets emotional.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Thank you.
Tort Bunny: Merry Christmas you
heathen scumbag.
End of comic.
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