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Transcript
December 23, 2010. The memo was about whether CarrotHouse owes a duty of care to patrons who spill hot coffee on themselves.
For those just joining us, this story arc starts here.
The Ghost of Law School Yet to Come
Brown Rabbit and the Ghost of Law School Yet to Come walk towards a CarrotHouse restaurant.
Brown Rabbit: What now? Are we getting
a snack? Can ghosts eat?
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: 'Cuz I'm really hung--
Brown Rabbit sees that Brown Rabbit
Yet to Come is wearing a CarrotHouse
uniform, complete with demeaning cap,
standing behind the conuter.
Brown Rabbit Yet to Come: Ma'am, did you get my memo?
Manager (off-panel): Memo?
Brown Rabbit Yet to Come: That thing with all the ids?
End of panel.
Manager (off-panel): Oh that thing.
Brown Rabbit Yet to Come: Yes, the duty of care--
Manager (off-panel): Brown, the only duty you have
is to deliver a jumbo-sized grilled
carrot patty in under 45 seconds.
End of panel.
We wee that the manager is Lucy Usagi,
also wearing a CarrotHouse uniform,
albeit without the demeaning cap.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come: Look, I don't like you. And those big
law firms must not like you either,
or else you'd be working for them.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come: Fortunately, you don't
need an award-winning
personality to work here.
End of panel.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come (off-panel): But if you keep this crap up,
you're gone. Understand?
Brown Rabbit Yet to Come: Yes Ma'am.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come (off-panel): Oh, and one more thing.
End of panel.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come (off-panel): Drop the "esquire."
Esquire is a magazine
with pretty ladies in it.
Lucy Usagi Yet to Come (off-panel): And you are no pretty lady.
End of comic.
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