Transcript
October 25, 2010. Fun fact: "Heeled" once meant "furnished with a gun."
I've had variations of this conversation with many people, but this particular comic was inspired by Tracy.
Well-heeled
Tort Bunny walks past some buildings with graffiti and down a sidewalk.
CLOP CLOP CLOP.
She's wearing pink high-heels.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny trips on a pothole.
TRIP!
Tort Bunny: AUGHHH!!!!!
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit helps her up.
Tort Bunny: Brown, get your
car and give me
a ride to the
courthouse.
Brown Rabbit: What? But it's only
three blocks away.
Tort Bunny: I'm wearing heels.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: I really don't see why you
have to wear those things.
Tort Bunny: It's because we live in
a patriarchal society.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit raises an eyebrow. His left eyebrow to be precise.
Brown Rabbit: The man is forcing you to wear heels?
Tort Bunny: No, the man is looking down on
me. Literally. Men are taller and
thus more intimidating. Heels let
me close the height gap while
maintaining my feminity.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Surely there's another--
Tort Bunny: I could also walk into court
carrying this pink handgun.
Tort Bunny points said pink handgun in Brown Rabbit's face.
Brown Rabbit: Right, heels it is.
End of comic.
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