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Tort Bunny is on her red phone.
Tort Bunny: Hey mom. I ... no, I don't
know if you can do that.
Tort Bunny: Yes, I'm a law student, but no,
I can't give you legal advice.
End of panel.
Cut to Brown Rabbit talking on his phone outside.
Brown Rabbit: Have you tried ... look, it's really
hard doing this over the phone.
Brown Rabbit: No, I don't know why
your laptop is beeping!
End of panel.
Cut to an F-16 fighter jet up in the sky somewhere.
Pilot: Have you -- Dad, hey, I don't care
what the neighbors said. I'm not
dropping a bomb on their house.
Pilot: No, not even a small one!
End of panel.
Cut to the White House.
President Obunny: Hey sis, what's up? I--
President Obunny: Yeah, I know I said that, but
there's the filibuster and--
President Obunny: Okay, okay, I'll look
into it. Okay? Okay.
End of panel.
President Obunny: Sigh.
End of panel.
President Obunny: ******* campaign slogan.
End of comic.
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