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September 06, 2010. So for those of you who refresh to see if there's a new Tort Bunnies comic on Sunday night, I apologize for the delay. I'm sure you'll live though.
1Ls, if you haven't paid your dues yet, please do so. We need it for Bluebooks and booze. Ditto for 2Ls and 3Ls, Negligent Lop notwithstanding.
Apologies if I butchered the meter in this. I was writing this in a coffee shop while sitting next to a very bad rapper.
Your dues do be due
Brown Rabbit, Tort Bunny, and Lucy Usagi are standing in a classroom.
On the whiteboard is scribbled the following:
Journal of Empty Lives and Letter Openers*
20 years from now, when your kids ask you
what you were doing when Tort Bunny kicked
a senator in the balls, wouldn't you like
to say "Bluebooking"?
* Proposed
Brown Rabbit: Join our journal!
Tort Bunny: Join our club!
Brown Rabbit: We offer bonds fraternal.
Tort Bunny: And awesome grub!
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Our outline bank
is most complete.
Tort Bunny: In drinking games,
we can't be beat!
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Our alumni all know fortune and fame.
Tort Bunny: Except those who don't,
but they were lame.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Will you join--
Tort Bunny: --our special few?
Lucy Usagi: Yes I will! Yes I do.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Then prove to us your will be true.
Tort Bunny: By paying now required dues!
Brown Rabbit: Don't delay and wait 'til 'morrow
Tort Bunny: Or treble dues shall be your sorrow.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Forty dollars!
Tort Bunny: Fifty!
Brown Rabbit: Pay it now!
Tort Bunny: Pay it quickly!
Lucy Usagi: Of course I will! Of course I must!
I'll do anything to earn your trust.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop enters from stage right.
Lucy Usagi: Oh this group sounds really swell.
Are you here to pay as well?
Negligent Lop: 2Ls don't pay dues.
End of panel.
Blank stares all around.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: Oh, that was supposed
to rhyme, wasn't it?
End of comic.
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