Tort Bunnies: Exemption

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Exemption

Tort Bunny: Ha, I've stolen your carrot!
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Brown Rabbit: Ha, you've admitted fault!
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Tort Bunny: Ha, you're offering out-of-court hearsay for the truth of the matter!
Brown Rabbit: Ha, it's not hearsay because the F.R.E. exempts party opponent admissions!
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Tort Bunny: Ha, there's no federal subject matter jurisdiction and we're in a state where admissions still count as hearsay.
Brown Rabbit: Ha, this state's evidence rules may not exempt admissions but it still provides an exception to the rule so your admission is admissible!
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Tort Bunny: Well, ha, I still have your carrot.
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Brown Rabbit: Can I get my carrot back please?
Tort Bunny: No. No, you may not.
End of comic.