Tort Bunnies: Cake

Transcript for the Visually Impaired, Robotically Thorough, and Generally Curious

Cake

Tort Bunny: Merry Christmas! I give the gift of cake!
Negligent Lop: Thanks! It looks delicious!
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Tort Bunny: Well, what'd you get me?
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Frowny face from Tort Bunny.
Hapless grin from Negligent Lop.
End of panel.

Tort Bunny: I expended considerable resources acquiring this gift in reliance upon the implied promise that I would receive a gift in return.
Tort Bunny: Principles of equity and good conscience demand that you give me stuff!
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Brown Rabbit: Hey! Who took my cake?
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Negligent Lop: I won't say anything if you won't.
Tort Bunny: Deal.
End of comic.