Tort Bunnies: Proximate Cause

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Proximate Cause

Caption: Dear Professors
Caption: Exams that are "open book but printed material only" force students to print stuff.
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Caption: Lots of stuff.
Tort Bunny confronts a printer with a baseball bat.
Tort Bunny: Paper jam?! I'll show you a **** paper jam!
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Caption: That kills trees.
Image of sheets of paper with images of trees on them.
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Caption: Lots of trees.
Brown Rabbit pokes his head out behind a 5 volume stack of outlines.
Caption: Trees that absorb carbon dioxide.
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Caption: Which causes global warming.
Image of a red hot earth.
Caption: And kills baby seals.
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Cue image of baby seal.
Caption: I hope you're happy.
End of comic.