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November 21, 2011. I don't what the Constitution has to do with pumpkin pies, but Thanksgiving is rolling around. And pumpkin pie is delicious.
Also, U.S. dollars used to be pegged to Spanish "bits of eight", so a "bit" is worth roughly 12.5 cents. In which case the 2-bit hooker is quite cheap and Negligent Lop just might be charging a reasonable rate.
To-mah-to
Negligent Lop: Your honor, this statute is as
constitutional as pumpkin pie.
Judge (off-panel): Hold on, weren't you arguing the
exact opposite three weeks ago?
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: I ... uh ... this is a different client.
Judge (off-panel): So you're prostituting your
integrity to the highest bidder.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: I prefer to think of it as
more of an escort service.
Judge (off-panel): You say tomato, I
say two-bit hooker.
Negligent Lop: 1200-bit, your honor. Per hour.
End of comic.
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