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October 10, 2011. There's been a mumps outbreak at U.C. Berkeley. Law students blame undergrads.
In case you're wondering, payments for business-related tort damages can already be deducted under Section 162 of the Internal Revenue Code.
Credit to Taras, Chad, and Audrey. And to Michael Nero Arleth for constantly posting comments about the tax code.
Ozymandias
Negligent Lop, Lucy Usagi, Tort Bunny, and Brown Rabbit are prancing along a yellow brick road.
All (singing): We're off to see the Wizard!
All (singing): The Wonderful Wizard of Tax!
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: I'm gonna ask the Wizard
to make my payments for
non-business-related tort
damages deductible.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: I'm petitioning the Wizard
to tax Warren Buffett's
capital gains at the same
rate as his secretary's
ordinary income.
End of panel.
Lucy Usagi: I'm asking the Wizard
to create a tax credit
incentivizing law firms
to hire new associates!
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: I want the Wizard to
make my mumps go away.
End of panel.
Blank stares from Brown Rabbit and Tort Bunny.
Lucy Usagi runs away in terror.
Negligent Lop: What?
End of comic.
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