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May 30, 2011. My condolences to those affected by recent events -- but I couldn't resist pointing out a court literally opening the floodgates, as opposed to metaphorically.
On a different note -- I'm screen-printing some Tort Bunnies shirts! Or rather, the "I am not a duck" shirts. If you've poked around in the official Tort Bunnies store, you might have noticed that the shirts are a bit pricey, especially for the higher quality options. In order to drop the cost, I'm going to screen print a bunch of the "This is not a duck" shirts in bulk. See here for details.
Floodgates
Tort Bunny: Your honor, denying the injunction
will open the floodgates to all sor--
Evil Sammich Judge (off-panel): I don't have time for your slippery
slope arguments, Ms. Bunny.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: But your honor, this
ruling would literally--
Evil Sammich Judge: You'll need to do better than
that counsel. Motion denied.
End of panel.
Caption: Creakkkk ....
Caption: Rumble ....
End of panel.
A great wave rushes through the courtroom.
End of comic.
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