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November 30, 2009. A few things to clear up: (1) Tort Bunny is holding a cattle prod connected to a big-ass battery -- these things are hard to draw. (2) Tort Bunny can be punny if she gets to inflict bodily harm in the process. (3) Yes, Tort Bunny just committed battery with a battery.
As for one-sided contracts, see unconscionability. See also American Software v. Ali for a discussion of the "shock the conscience" standard.
Unconscionable
Brown Rabbit: I come to collect your pink bow.
Tort Bonny: Pardon?
Brown Rabbit: You passed title
in this contract.
Brown Rabbit points to a scribble on a sheet of paper.
Brown Rabbit: This clause here.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: But that clause is hidden on
the back of the contract!
Brown Rabbit: Looking only at the front
would be rather one-sided,
don't you think?
Tort Bunny: I ... wait, what?
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: I'll be right back.
Tort Bunny turns around leaves
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit dawdles.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit looks alarmed.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit is shocked. Literally.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: I shock your conscience. I shock it hard. End of comic.
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