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Tort Bunnies: Intentional Touching
by Andrew Fong
Cite to http://tortbunnies.com/1.html
BATTERY!
Liability! Liability for the harm to my balls!
But battery requires intent!I knew not of your balls andthus could not haveintended them harm.
I am thwarted!
But to prove battery, I needonly show intent of harmful touching, not the actual harm itself!
I have been wronged anddemand justice! Compensatory damagesfor my suffering! Andpuntive damages as well!
My lawyers will feastupon your your assetstoday Tort Bunny!
Nay! For I haveneither moneynor tort insurance!
I am thwarted!