Transcript
November 15, 2010. Replace the papers with briefs, memos, journal edits, data entry, problem sets, or whatever it is you're currently procrastinating on. Some rabbits see things as they are and say why. Negligent Lop dreams things that never were and says, "F*ck it, let's do it live!"
Tort Bunnies does not endorse smoking, lying, cheating, procrastination, (excessive) alcohol consumption, or pyromania.
Thanks to Danielle for the prompt.
Behind the Curtain
Negligent Lop stares at his computer.
On his desk next to him lies a stack of papers.
Negligent Lop's Laptop: Reminder to Teaching Assistants:
Remember to give your students
feedback about their papers!
Negligent Lop: Sigh.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop pushes the papers off his desk into a waste bin / garbage can.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop pulls out a green bottle of alcohol and a lit cigarette.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop pours the alcohol on the papers.
End of panel.
Negligent Lop takes a swig from the bottle and tosses the cigarette into the trash can.
End of panel.
While the paper burns, Negligent Lop types away.
Negligent Lop: Dear student, this paper is a slight
improvement over your last one.
Negligent Lop: But I can't help but feel
you rushed this out at
the very last second ...
End of comic.
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