Tort Bunnies: $160K Question

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$160K Question

Interviewer (off-screen): Thank you for interviewing with us, Mr. Rabbit.
Brown Rabbit: No, thank you!
End of panel.

Interviewer (off-screen): Before we go, do you have any questions?
Brown Rabbit: Yes, what ... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
End of panel.

Interviewer (off-screen): What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Brown Rabbit: I don't know!
Brown Rabbit: I DON'T KNOW.
End of panel.

Now we're with Tort Bunny in another interviewer's office.
Some abstract art resembling the Rules of Civil Procedure hangs on the wall.
Interviewer (off-screen): Thank you for interviewing with us, Ms. Bunny. Do you have any quest--
Tort Bunny: Is anything on your website false or misleading?
End of panel.

Interviewer (off-screen): Um ... no.
Tort Bunny: Then I have no further questions!
End of panel.

Now we're with Negligent Lop, sitting at a round table in a tallish building.
Interviewer (off-screen): That concludes our interview Mr. Lop. Any questions?
End of panel.

Negligent Lop: Hmm ...
End of panel.

Negligent Lop: Say, do you like football?
Interviewer (off-screen): Do I ever!
Negligent Lop: Do you like nachos?
End of comic.