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Barmageddon II
François le Duc and Tort Bunny are watching television in a bar.
Connie Coneja (TV): A plan to send Bruce Willis to blow up
the asteroid fell apart as Congress
bickered over how to pay for it.
Connie Coneja (TV): We go live to Congress
as they explain Plan B.
End of panel.
Cut to shot of the Bunny News Service (BNS).
Congressrabbit McDickerson: I'm disappointed the Willis plan fell through.
Congressrabbit McDickerson: But I think we've made some
great progress in other areas.
Ticker: MCDICKERSON: NOT MY
FAULT. BLAME CANADA.
Ticker: RXI stock has dropped 314.2 points.
Ticker: HOLLYWOOD: BRUCE WILLIS MISSION INFRINGES COPYRIGHT, SHOULD BE ENJOINED TO PREVENT IRREPARABLE HARM.
End of panel.
Congressrabbit McDickerson (TV): For example, we've worked out a
deal on how to collect on student
loan debt after the asteroid hits.
Congressrabbit McDickerson (TV): I'm pleased to say it was a
very bipartisan process.
End of panel.
François le Duc: I don't have any student debt,
because in my country, the--
Tort Bunny: Oh shut up.
End of comic.
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