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July 26, 2011. If you're in any state other than California, you can take comfort in knowing that your bar exam is not as long as California's three day monstrosity. Unless you're in Louisiana, in which case, ... um ... congrats?
You can thank Elana for this one.
Iocaine Powder
A hot red concoction sits in a glass in front of Brown Rabbit.
Tort Bunny: What's that?
Brown Rabbit: Bar prep!
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: Come again?
Brown Rabbit: It's a mix of habanero
peppers, pickle juice,
tequila, olives, and lye.
Brown Rabbit: If I can stomach this, the bar will
be a cakewalk by comparison.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny: Isn't your bar exam next year?
Brown Rabbit: I'm proactive.
Brown Rabbit chugs it.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit stares blankly.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit breathes fire.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Oh Lord, my ears burn!
Why do my ears burn?!
Tort Bunny: Hold it in for three days, and
you'll be ready for the bar!
End of comic.
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